Coronation Street Clash. Inspired by this footage: This. Is. Phenomenal. Corrie characters aghast at “London?”pic.twitter.com/iVAC6Gs9hR — Phil Clifton (@philclifton) September 29, 2023 see also: Must Be Judas (Ken Barlow Heckles Dylan) Goth Bet Lynch
Here we all are sitting in a funfair In fabulous sixties outfits and hair Doin’ the things that you’re not supposed to Like smoking a fag on a rollercoaster I am smoking a fag…
Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…
GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate
Wherein Les Dawson and Lulu duet, backed by Les on piano. see also: Thicker Than Lulu
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Living on the east coast, babe In an Angus paradise Where they call a spade a spade And it’s a peh not a pie The home of Macgonagall And the silvery Tay Dens Park…
As this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival kicks off, here’s Mark E Smith in a pub in Edinburgh singing along to David Essex’s ‘Silver Dream Machine.’ from the album Top Of The Popstock see also:
Harry Secombe and Lauryn Hill battle it out for world leader. see also:
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…