Cabaret Voltaylor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
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Environmental Cognitive Recreativity
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…
Deep Jump
Stanley Unwin meets House Of Pain. see also:
Milf Sword Thirst
Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Poundland headband decoration Milf sword thirst* The heroine of the coronation (Poundland headband decoration) Four cats, forecast: ruination (Poundland headband decoration) A million tories burst…
Sowsages
Here’s a stramash-up of Nick Kroll and Dizzee Rascal. see also:
Step We Gaily (Diddley remix)
A stramashup of The High Kings version of Marie’s Wedding with a wired Bo Diddley twist. see also:
This Is Boring
I’ve got friends in low places You don’t want to go there Their miserable faces Can only sit and stare Nothing’s lovely All the time I’ve got friends in high places You don’t want…
You Always Want Fife In Your Rear View Mirror
A stramash-up of ‘Something Else’ by The Sex Pistols with dialogue from the TV series Guilt. see also:
A.I. (Emergency Alert)
Eh, I made a song of the emergency alert I am not alarmed but my ears are hurt So now if it goes off and just before you’re dead You won’t be able to…
Peninsula Mentality
If you’re feeling insular Get to a peninsula Like South Korea, Italy or Fife You can escape the commonplace If you are willing to embrace The peninsular mentality of life If you’ve got a…