Jacob Rees Cunt
Another cringeworthy Mogg outing, but this time with a pithy critique.
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Braemar
The last time I was in Braemar it wisnae freezing We were driving along a single track road When a jeep came along, we saw the queen was driving So we pulled into a…
Cowdenbeath Goth
At Cowdenbeath Goth Friday domino winner Was Robbo Jock Moran was disqualified A sinner He chapped when he could play And wee Jimmy Izzat was grannied Wullie Smith had hard lines The rest o…
Away For A Jobby At Half Time (My Shit)
I am not throwin’ away my shit I am not throwin’ away my shit Hey yo, I’m just like my country I’m young, scrappy and hungry And I’m not throwin’ away my shit I…
Mutations Of Concern
Mutations of concern Mutations of concern Into this house were born Into this world were thrown In parliament he Is the death secretary Mutations of concern There’s a killer on the loose Aboot this…
D’you Know Whit Mate?
Bawjaws comes to Scotland and Glaswegians are asked their opinion. With backing by They Might Be Giants. from the album Diving For Twirls by They Might Be Gannets
Non Essential Journey
So hard to find the inspiration To say 100,000 And try to sound as if you really care And your jokes don’t make me laugh They only make me feel like dying and in…
Silver Machine (James Last/MES mix)
Turn the bloody blimey space invader off I, I took a ride on a silver machine And I’m still feeling mean Do you want to ride See yourself going by The other side of…
You’ll Have Had Your Vow
Oh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row Oh let me be (oh let him be) You’ll have had your vow I’d like…
Let’s All Dig
Into the Forth – underneath Start shovelling at Leith Ooh ooh Let’s all dig Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Build a tunnel to Kirkcaldy Chris Packham and Bill Oddie The Green Party Everybody Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy Under the…