How I Wrote Terror Man
Are you there Mark? Is there anybody there? Yeah! It’s the news headlines No, it’s not We’re going straight to me This is breaking news It’s fast happening I’m eternally grateful To my past…
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Chip Priest
GBeebies newsman fucks up big style. Are you there Mark? see also: Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels Fade Away And Masturbate
Feelings (with Les and Lulu)
Wherein Les Dawson and Lulu duet, backed by Les on piano. see also: Thicker Than Lulu
Raac In The High School
Raac, raac, raac, raac, raac in the high school Well, I don’t care about history Raac, raac, raac in the high school And I’m the education secretary Raac, raac, raac in the high school…
Dundee Oh!
Living on the east coast, babe In an Angus paradise Where they call a spade a spade And it’s a peh not a pie The home of Macgonagall And the silvery Tay Dens Park…
Edinburgh Dream Machine
As this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival kicks off, here’s Mark E Smith in a pub in Edinburgh singing along to David Essex’s ‘Silver Dream Machine.’ from the album Top Of The Popstock see also:
If I Ruled The World (Secombe Hill mix)
Harry Secombe and Lauryn Hill battle it out for world leader. see also:
X Enduction
Mark E Smith meets X Hey there fuckface! Hey there fuckface! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! THIS IS THE HOME OF THE VAIN! MESSAGE FOR YER! MESSAGE FOR YER! “Honest to goodness the…
Cabaret Voltaylor
Taylor Swift’s new album has been mispressed as a compilation of rare UK electronica from the ’90s, causing confusion amongst her fans. So, I mixed together Cabaret Voltaire’s ‘Nag Nag Nag’ with Swift’s ‘All…
Environmental Cognitive Recreativity
There’s a hippopotamus, a hippopotamus, in Glenrothemus, made of tin* A hippopotamus A hippopotamus A hippopotamus made of tin How did it get there? How did it get there? How did it get there?…