Anger Me
Rubbing myself with filthy headlines Preparing an online diatribe Spoonfeed me delicious made up outrage Make me feel alive Anger me! Sully my childhood memories! More upset! MORE! Culture wars and culture bores Fighting…
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It’s The Same The Whole World Over
Paul O’Grady meets Chumbawamba. Altogether now! It’s the same the whole world over It’s the poor what gets the blame It’s the rich what gets the pleasure Ain’t it all a bloomin’ shame… see…
Birdhouse In Dingwall
I’m your only friend I’m not Ashley your friend But I’m a little glowing friend But really I’m not actually your friend But I am Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon Who watches over…
Still DREich
Remix of Still D.R.E as Snoop Dogg comes to Glasgow in the rain and is greeted by a bagpiper. see also:
Walking On The Weaker
Late last night I went for a walk Down by the river near one of my homes I couldn’t believe with my own eyes And I swear I’ll never leave my home again Well,…
Only You Guys
Who can nick your rights and now say everything’s alright They’ve brought them back again to tell you you’re our bestest friend Only you guys, only here Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh only you…
Katy Tried
Katy tried She was halfway crucified She was on the other side Of no tomorrow She walked in And her life began again Then it turned into disaster And to sorrow So she’s gone…
Douglas Useless
Celtic fans have spoken. Well, hello, my name is Douglas Douglas Useless I am the new Scottish Tory boss The only thing that people know about me Is that I hate gypsies and I am…
Anthea Turner’s Cock
Runner up in the Songs In The Key Of Laugh competition 2022. “We know it’s a little puerile, but it’s just so daft and so well timed…we’ve listened to all these songs so many times…
The Diary Of A Musical Nobody
Glenrothes 1977 – 1984. What really went on there? Unearthed recordings reveal never before heard songs from one of the forgotten nobodies of the once thriving Fife underground punk and post-punk scene. Start reading and…