Taser In My Pocket
I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill I got a taser in my pocket and I’m headin to Capitol Hill, yeah I’m gonna whip it on my gonads…
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Do The Scuffle
Do the Scuffle! Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside Buffalo Bungle’s on the inside On the inside On the inside The Village People have let themselves go Let themselves…
Two Pints Of Lager And A Scotch Egg, Please
Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please Two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have two pints of lager and a scotch egg, please I’ll have some pickled onions…
If You Want That Dream To Come True
Nobody wants lockdowns And to see the damage they do But if you want that dream to come true As quickly as it can come true Then you have to take the vaccine When…
Facebook Expert
Don’t know much about history Don’t know much epidemiology* Don’t know much about science at all Don’t know anything medical But I do have a mobile phone And a million opinions I’m a Facebook…
Oh Little Town of Deathly Phlegm
Oh little town of deathly phlegm, try to keep the noise down Some of us are trying to be optimists, but not Ian Brown Yet in thy dark streets shineth, the everlasting light The…
David Marshall
Just when we thought we’d won the match Serbia scored in the last gasp Extra time was agony And then it went to penalties Wish I could be David Marshall The pubs were shut…
Total Landscaping (Big Boys Don’t Cry)
Total landscaping Total landscaping Four Seasons Total Landscaping (escaping) Total landscaping (total landscaping) Next door to Fantasy Island (Adult books) And dildo shop with viewing booths (in the car park) Told Rudy we had…
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A short medley of Supertrump’s greatest misses, from SuperCallousFragileRacist…to Trump Is A Cunt. All Supertrump albums available here – Reckless In America Cunt Of The Century Isis, What Isis?
Fatima
words: Steve Pottinger @BigStevePoet Fatima’s working in cyber she’s learned how to snoop and to hack she’s talented, driven, and passionate her revenge a cold feast, not a snack Rishi’s bank account there on…