Fatima
words: Steve Pottinger @BigStevePoet Fatima’s working in cyber she’s learned how to snoop and to hack she’s talented, driven, and passionate her revenge a cold feast, not a snack Rishi’s bank account there on…
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Tiers Of A Clown
There’s always a smile on my face God, it’s so easy to fool the public And when it comes down to cyberspace Now honey, that’s quite a different subject So just let this old…
COVID-19 Killed All Of The Bars
Remember when we’d go out for a drink or two A pint of Tennents, a vodka and Irn Bru Now we go to Tesco and stand in a long queue oh a oh Keeping…
Rutherglen
Once upon a time not so very long ago There was a little thing called a lockdown, oh You had to stay at home and listen to the radio Then came a man with…
I Am The Misconception
Down, down, I’ll bring you down I’m typing bollocks And conspiracies on twitter now Stone me, why can’t you see You should be trashing masts and blaming 5G And Bill Gates Don’t waste your…
It All Now
Everytime you hear this song You have to tell everyone Or else the joke doesn’t work at all ‘I’ve heard it all now’ you can say Cos that’s the title. Type away. I’ve heard…
Is That Covid?
I can’t be arsed doing anything, Now is that covid? I’m shit at snooker and dancing, Now is that covid? The sweater, sweater, sweatier I get The more that I forget If that is…
A Glaswegian In Kensington Sainsbury’s
“There’s a Glaswegian in Kensington Sainsbury’s…” Somebody wrote in a tweet “…asking security if they’ve seen his parakeet.”
Don’t Come Back You Wanker
Slip inside the flap of your tent Oh Toto we’re not in Kent Anymore This looks like the Highlands to me Or it could be Elie I don’t really know If they start a…
A Cold Tinny In KG
During the covid I’ve been drinking beer On sunny days I drink outside And you can hear it in my accent when I talk I’m an East coaster in Strathclyde See me walking down…