I’ve Forgotten More Than You’ll Ever Know About Yorkshire
A song for the Tripe Marketing Board and their continuing support for Food Banks across the country. Download the single. see also:
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Woke-A-Nauts Are Using Death Spaniels
Flights of fantasy from your plush upholstered settee Talking to some rich folk that you know On the GBeebies, spewing conspiracies Let your hair down and candy floss beard grow Take them down little…
This Tripe Train
This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, Don’t carry nothing but cash for a larder This Tripe Train’s bound…
Don’t Call Me A Bastard, I’m A Wanker
No more golden boots for dancing Yeah Show us the money Joe Lycett Don’t call me a bastard, I’m a wanker Kick it in the head, call the banker Benders liked Beckham But no…
Comedy
Here I lie, in a lost and lonely part of town Held in time, in a world of tears I slowly drown I took control but I just can’t make it all alone I…
Rishi Sunak’s Trousers
Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need You know there’s those who have the money but no taste And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid You’ve either got it…
Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time
Constant repetition of Conservative catchphrases can be a tad irritating yes? see also: Strong And Stable Chemical Weapons
All That Glitters
Leader of the gaga gang, Rishi Sunak, accused of nicking Gary Glitter beats. Judge for yourself. Music: ‘Tiger Beat’, by Tigerblood Jewel. see also:
Bring Back Krishnan Guru-Murthy
Bring back Krishnan Guru-Murthy I need him back on my TV He was only speaking the truth Come on Channel 4 News Bring back Krishnan Krishnan Guru-Murthy He never turned his mic off He…
What A Cunt
Krishnan Guru-Murthy reporting more truths. see also: