Ain’t it fascinating the difference between the rich and in need
You know there’s those who have the money but no taste
And it looks like this guy’s budgie’s deid
You’ve either got it honey or you ain’t

Just like Rishi Sunak’s trousers
They’re the short ones
And how
I’m sick of seeing him posing in all of the browsers
They’re the short ones
And how

 

see also:

Say ‘Deliver’ One More Time

Alex Zane’s Mangina