He thinks he’s showing us funny stuff
But we’re just looking at his man muff
From Chingford to China
They stare at Alex Zane’s Mangina

You know that he will mention a
Horse fisting Scottish pensioner
Get him to a gynae
cologist with his Mangina

Goo goo googooga choob
He’s on Rude Tube
From Asia Major to Asia Minor
Staring at Alex Zane’s Mangina

He shoots over your browsers
In his bright red trousers
From Carluke to Carolina
Watching Alex Zane’s Mangina