This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train
This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train
This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow,
Don’t carry nothing but cash for a larder
This Tripe Train’s bound for Glasgow, this train

This train don’t carry no bankers, this train
This train don’t carry no bankers, this train
This train don’t carry no bankers,
Liars, thieves, nor big shot wankers,
This train is bound for glory, this train

This train don’t carry no con men, this train
This train don’t carry no con men, this train;
This train don’t carry no con men,
No wheeler dealers, here and gone men
This train is carrying cash for the communit-ee

This train don’t carry no liars, this train
This train don’t carry no cabinet ministers, this train
This train don’t carry no liars,
She’s streamlined and a midnight flyer,
This train don’t carry no cabinet ministers, this train.

This train don’t carry no rustlers, this train;
This train don’t carry no rustlers, this train;
This train don’t carry no rustlers,
Sidestreet walkers, two bit hustlers,
This train is bound for Glasgow, this train.

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words: @TripeUK

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