Birdhouse In Dingwall

 

I’m your only friend
I’m not Ashley your friend
But I’m a little glowing friend
But really I’m not actually your friend
But I am

Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon
Who watches over you
Kate Forbes with a birdhouse in Dingwall
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only wee free in your bonnet
Kate Forbes has a birdhouse in Dingwall

I have a secret to tell
Jesus loves you as well
It’s a simple message and I’m leaving out the whistles and bells
So everyone must listen to me
Make me leader of the SNP
But I’ll have to kill off Yousaf and Ash Regan first you see
God says Scotland expects
My Guardian columnists are always near

Peter Murrell, Murray Foote, Nicola Sturgeon
Who watches over you
Kate Forbes with a birdhouse in Dingwall
Not to put too fine a point on it
Say I’m the only wee free in your bonnet
Kate Forbes has a birdhouse in Dingwall

see also:

Trailer for Diving For Twirls

Prestonpans (Not Quite Portobello)

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