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Gammon

I say! We’re Gammon: Our cheeks have a magenta hue. We’re Gammon: And we  really like Brexit too BBC Question Time, we can shout out anytime With bulging eyes and bulging vein or two Everyday…


Katie Hopkins Ketamine

  Forget your skag, forget your ching Try Katie Hopkins ketamine Give up the fags and heroin Try Katie Hopkins ketamine It’ll get you high, it’ll make you sick It’ll make you bigoted and thick…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…