Jocko Euro
Scotland’s entry for the Reckless Eurovision Song Contest S-C-O-T-L-A-N-D That’s how we spell This wee country From Jedburgh To John O Groats Wake up and smell The porridge oats Are we not Scots?…
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Lady Mone (Treacherous Scants Merchant)
Lady Mone – tacky, tacky Lady Mone She’s got a sumptuous apartment overlooking the Tower Bridge When she’s all alone she only has to open up the door of her fridge For the…
Papal Blues
My clergy’s done left me My bishops look confused I’ve no sons and daughters And I’ve got the papal blues All alone in these apartments Making edicts by the score When all I want…
Impeaches
Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…
Stig’s Bit Coins
Stig celebrates finding James’s bitcoins backed by Bob Marley and the theme tune from Stig of the Dump. News story. With thanks to these guys for inspiration:
The Universe Could Undergo A Catastrophic Change
The universe could undergo a catastrophic change that could alter absolutely everything You could say could for everything, it doesn’t alter anything I could be juggling squirrels on a swing But just suppose a…
Keep Bleeding
Christopher Eccleston meets the world’s oldest radiator with Dr Alice Palmer. And Leona Lewis. Original video here:
When Is Bins?
Oh Lord, won’t you tell me: when is bins? My recyling’s over flowing, I can’t fit the tins. Foodbin’s full up, no space for my scraps and tings. So, oh Lord, won’t you tell…
That Is What I Do Not Care For
I do not know. Oh my oh my What is the matter, girls of Bluesky? I don’t! Again I block all No profile photo Blurred photo profile That is what I do not care…
You Talk Shite, Hen
Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shite Then I turn the twitter on…