A ‘B’ Road
Half Bam Half Whisky present a unique concept album following the progress of Nigel Farage and his mad March marchers as they travel from Wonderland to Lundun. Never mind Abbey Road, here’s a ‘B’ Road….
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Sensible Shoes
Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes We’ve got a lot of marching and protesting to do Sensible shoes, people Sensible shoes It will be nourishing for our souls, so make sure your soles are new…
These Boots Won’t Get To Woking
You keep saying you got something for us Something called Brexit but confess You just keep sayin’ Brexit means Brexit And no-one knows what is coming next These boots won’t get to Woking Never…
Making Placards For Nigel
We’re all making placards for Nigel We’re marching cos we’re mad as hell We’re all wearing flat caps for Nigel Nigel’s fucked off to a hotel And if our Nigel says he’s happy He…
Bercow!
B-b-b-b- Bercow! Bercow Bercow Get your Bercow! T-shirt here.
Caravan Of Leave
Are you ready, are you ready? Are you ready, are you ready? Every gammon every ham Join the caravan of leave (Stand up) fuck off Stand up Every gammon every ham Join the caravan…
Epic Protest March
Epic protest march You’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing, you’re losing your dignity You used to do lunch Enthusing, enthusing, enthusing over doilies, cakes and tea Now we’re radicalised Farage has opened our eyes…
Village Green GPS Society
We are the Village Green GPS Society God save Donald Trump, vaudeville and variety We are the Desperate Dan Appreciation Society Let’s fit every knife with a tracking device yeah Preserving the old ways…
High Anxiety
As Treeza zaps off to Strasbourg, her fellow passengers feel a little anxious, as does the rest of the country. Relieve your stress with Half Bam Half Whisky’s album SingalongaMay, available here:
Failing
I am failing I’m Chris Grayling I am hailing A taxi I’m e-mailing Michael Palin To make a non travel documentary I am bailing On the sailing Cos there’s no ships for this ferry…