Last Train To Orkney


Take the last train to Orkney
Make sure Corbyn’s at the station
You can get aboard at Porty
And change at Thurso station
Don’t be slow
Oh no no no, oh no no no

But we’ll have to put our trunks on
As we cross the Pentland Firth
Cos the carriages aren’t watertight
And it’s just too long to surf
So don’t complain
Oh no no no, oh no no no
And we’re snookered if it’s windy or it rains


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1 Comment on "Last Train To Orkney"

  1. Did he remember to reserve a seat this time?

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