A Fucked Man Looks At The Thistle
A Scottish Labour man Looked at the thistle And said we don’t need a rose anymore We’ve got enough pricks and gristle I’d like to have a plan To try and save our world…
Politics
Don’t Fear IKEA
I love big tables And ancient fables Russians don’t fear the reaper But for some reason we fear Ukraine We can be like Stalin Get a table extension (get it from IKEA) I always…
They Do Russian Donations
Brandon Lewis, Liam Fox, Ruth Davidson They do Russian donations Do Russian Rory Stewart, Gavin Williamson They do Russian donations Corruption Theresa Villiers Will Quince, Michael Ellis, Anne-Marie Trevelyan They do Russian donations Do…
London Laundromat
From the blood-soaked bribes to the ‘innocent’ donations Of the Russian oligarchs It’s all part of the London laundromat British companies protect the money Here in Londongrad Yes, yes, yes, it’s the London laundromat…
The Sensational Alex Salmond Band (in Russian)
As Alex Salmond pulls his show off RT, here’s a reminder of the theme tune to the Sensational Alex Salmond Band in Russian. And here’s the English translation: We have whisky for breakfast Fuck…
Ukraine
There’s no place I’d rather be Outside of society You take my breath away Especially Kyiv, eh? Are you Euro’s heroes/zeros? Who knows? Ukraine What drives the people insane Is saying The Ukraine There’s…
Truss In Me
Comrade Liz continues her tireless effort to get people to take her seriously. from the album Pork Markets see also: Pa Pa Pa Pa Putin Liz Truss
God Save Our Quids
God save our gracious Queen Although it’s quite obscene Twelve million quid Saving her noncey son From pros-e-cu-tion While there’s a smoking gun Tw-elve mill-ion quiiiiiid words: Craig Smith @Smicht see also:…
Hollow Inside
Hollow inside, they were hollow inside And I couldn’t find out what the reason was Why they were Hollow inside, they were hollow inside And I couldn’t find out what the reason was Why…
Pork Markets
Comrade Truss unveils her latest album. Tracks: Liz Truss At Work She’s A Tourist (Eh Up, Cinderella’s Here) I Don’t Really Know Neither Warrington Nor Moscow I’ve Got Corbyn’s Hat Barking Dogs Deter Drones Mavis…