Politics

The Dugdale Sleeps Tonight

Eeeeeeee ooo weeooo A weeea weeeoo A win? No way… In the jungle, the TV jungle The day job’s left behind Oh in the jungle, the meeja jungle The day job’s left behind Dickie Leonard…


Priti Fey Cunt

There’s no point in basking On the Golan Heights Or sunbathing while wearing tights Oh fancy bumping into you Benjamin Netanyahu Priti Patel Situation Vacant Priti Patel Situation Vacant Don’t ask us to fund The…


It’s Different For Toffs

What the hell is wrong with Panama? I can’t seem to say or do the right thing Wish I was in Bananarama Then I would be Really Saying Something Vic says, I don’t belieeeeeve it…


Free Fallon

He’s a bad boy, loves his mummy Loves Theresa and Brexit too He’s a bad boy, who’s got no defence now Free falling below his own high standards oooh And it’s a long day lyin’…


Alistair Darling

  “Now, there’s a lot of turbulence out there just now. It’s here, it’s in America, it’s in the Far East, it’s in Europe. It’s everywhere. What we’re trying to do here is…stamp down on…


Anas Sarwar

  Anas Sarwar – wotcha gonna do? ‘Redistribute the wealth from the many to the few’ It’s a bold move – only you could Pull off a reverse Robin Hood How many gaffes can one…


Rack And Ruin

Well, I don’t care about this tory. Rack, rack, rack and ruin – I is cool Gonna shake my magic money tree Rack, rack, rack and ruin- I is cool I’m so tired of all…


Day Job

You! You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job, day job, day job Let’s make a cake Fuck politics let’s bake Fuck…


My Favourite Dictators

  Would you like to blow on some hot potatoes? And cuddle up to history’s best debaters My aye aye aye My favourite dictators… from the album Imagine There’s No Album by The Sensational Alex…


Colonel Gadaftie

Who’s the gal when things get rough Sitting on a tank and stuff? You’re havin a laugh eh? It’s Colonel Gadaftie! from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen…