Liz Truss went to see the queen It’s a Liz-off She used to be anti-royalty It’s a Liz off (abolish them! We’ve had enough) Here we go again A dunce in No.10 It’s a…

  From Kyiv to Carlisle What a line! Now I’ll take a pause And wait for the thunderous applause Oh no it’s happening again   see also:

  A-well-a everybody’s heard about the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird Bird, bird, bird, here is the bird Boris, Dorries, here is the bird A-well, a bird, bird, bird, here is the bird…

  Hold a chicken in the air Pump raw shit into the sea Spend six weeks abroad As we face catastrophe Leave a trail of lies Written on the Brexit bus And condemn us all…

  What sort of massive Cunk would pose like this? Liz, of course. Listen as she channels her inner Philomena.   from the album Pork Markets   see also:  

  People have died And all you’ve done is nothing Are you going to do anything about the ambulances waiting And people dying out Well don’t you think 12 years is long enough 12 years…

  Down on the beach on the Kent coast They’re growing poop tomatoes Raw sewage is sure to come-a-running to you Shit flowing into the sea, watch it pour Hundreds of tomatoes growing on the…

  I can’t get enough vilification I can’t slag off enough this great nation Vilify, vilify, vilify, vilify I can’t get enough, I can’t get enough Well Rishi wants to Prevent Any criticism of the…

  I was working as a barman in a Mathers pub When Liz walked in I was quite surprised she was with whisky distillers I thought she would be on the gin She lifted whisky…