Tired Of Waiting For Sue Gray
So tired, tired of waiting Waiting for Sue Gray So tired, does she even have Any authority? It’s like putting your Auntie Jean in charge of the CIA And getting her to investigate that…
Politics
Day Job
Ruth Davidson lands another job. This time as DJ at TimesRadio. You! You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job You should be doin yir day job, day…
Sparple
To sparple is to deflect unwanted attention From one thing by making a big deal of another I could mention Nadine Dorries or Julia wotserface Slagging the BBC It’s a hit job by the…
Downing Street Dogs
This ain’t taking back control, this is genocide As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent You asked for the latest party With your Benny Hill pose and Worzel Gummidge clothes Like a…
Wine In A Suitcase
And you may find yourself in a rose garden And you may ask yourself, I beg your pardon This is a works event, I’m off my face What we need is more wine in…
Lightweight Blues
Wadin’ through the waste of Westminster And there’s not a friend to help you through Douglas, dry your eyes – they won’t save yer Drop your friends and start to sing the blues Thank…
How To Speak Fanny
Robert Peston’s got a scoop Got a scoop Got a scoop Robert Peston’s got a scoop Hold the front page Boris had his wife with him Wife with him Wife with him Boris had…
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Boris?
words: Martin Rowson He has a drink but doesn’t think That anyone will care, Hosts a bash, goes on the lash Then claims he wasn’t there When asked for explanations He’ll blub it isn’t…
Michael Fabricant
Who can wear a toupee (who can wear a toupee) On top of their head (on top of their head) Cover it with wotsits and a dollop of glue? Fabricant (Fabricant) Michael Fabricant (Michael…
Sound Of A Cunt
That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying see also: Boris Is A Lying Cunt Party Party Party