Marx For Trots
There is a book that Labour need to read If they want to know what Labour means They should be aware who they’re fighting for The working class, the working class A crash course…
Politics
A Liz Truss Carol
Liz Truss, you used to hate the monarchy Now you are Lizzie’s biggest fan And you used to think that Brexit was a bad idea Now you’re anti-European If you don’t like my principles, I…
Penny Lame
Too many PMs going on and on Too many reaching for a piece of cake Penny Mordaunt slagging Paul McCartney off Penny Lame more like, eh? Amirite? Give us a break That was your…
Three Times A Woman
Thanks for the songs that you’ve given me They’re all available online The Pork Markets album is free on Bandcamp Mugg and GoNads want to say out loud: She’s a proper euro- sceptic She’ll…
Vote For Lurpak
I am standing to be the next Conservative leader and your Prime Minister For me it’s about aspirational conservatism, Fresh ideas and a fresh team for a fresh start for our great country moving…
Liz Truss’s Helmet
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is busy Too busy to come to the phone Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is tryin’ To start a new life of her own Liz Truss’s helmet…
Andrea Jenkyns
Education minister Show us yer middle finger Give us a sign please, Andrea Jenkyns You just intoxicate us By showing how much you hate us How could we not love you, Andrea Jenkyns Andrea…
Just Leave And Don’t Look Back
“Is he really going away this time?” “Well, there he is, let’s ask him” “Boris, is that Carrie’s ring you’re wearing?” “Mmm-hmm” “Gee, it must be great riding with her” “Is she picking you…
The Diarrhoea Of A Madwoman (I Resign)
As the letters flood in, a reminder of a previous incumbent. “Am I going to see this through? Yes.” This is a Brexit Got the runs in the end It touches almost every area…
Drowning Street
Drowning Street, Drowning Street There goes another advisor Scuttling off the sinking ship Rats abandoning their Kaiser Too much snow made them bloom and glow Bloom and glow forever Drowning Street, Drowning Street When’s…