Politics

Nigel Farage Mentally Tweets

  Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…


Gove On 45

With the news that Michael Gove was stuck in a lift at the BBC, here’s ‘Gove In An Elevator’ in this medley.   Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control…


The Politics Of Babies

  We get the message I see it on the TV The politicians Acting like babies The virus is spreading Nation to Nation While they stamp their feet Over administration And you know you can…


Help Yourself

(Another Public Service Announcement by the UK Government)   Help Yourself Fight germs in the airport lounge Fight germs on foreign beaches Fight your fears, sweat, blood and tears Recycle Churchill speeches Keep Mammon alive…


Lying On The Job

As he’s now been proven a congenital liar, a reminder of the fourth Borrissey album featuring a swathe of Bawjaws songs from the Daily Reckless. Track listing: Help Yourself (feat. Elvis Mcgonagall) It’s My Party…


It Won’t Cost You Much

  Hey, Mr. Johnson on TV To say we’re doing splendidly Get boosted now is his new catchphrase But you’ve only got a few days But there’s no LFTs as such It won’t cost you…



Top Cunts

It’s a compilation album of tracks from the Daily Reckless featuring everybody’s favourite C word. Tracks: Cuntocracy Boris Is A Lying Cunt Priti – Fey Cunt Jacob Rees Cunt Cuntissentially Cuntish Send In The Cunts…


Forever Giving Out Baubles

  We’re forever giving out baubles Playing you all for fools Here comes Plan B Don’t mention the party We’ll do what we like You stick to the rules Here’s another dead cat For the…


Party Party Party

  Yes we had a cheese and wine party Yes we had a sleazy time at the party We’re the Party Party Party Party Laugh We like a good laugh, Sod the riff raff We…