Politics

Wicker May

Looking over the cliffs of Dover A giant Theresa May Flicking the Vs at them overseas Keeping Johnny Foreigner away A Wicker May, A Wicker May… Oh God. Oh Jesus Christ… from the album Caledonia…


Elected

A throwback to an old Scottish Parliament election campaign.   I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies Ah wannae be elected I’m disarmingly charming, you can see it in my eyes Ah…


You Talk Shite, Hen

Desperate for entertainment So I turn the TV on There’s a Tory minister Being telt by Mhairi Black You talk shite, hen You talk a lot of shiteThen I turn the twitter on Someone has…


Baroness 4 Life

Tories gave me power But I still sell shit on QVC What price now for a shallow piece of dignity I see Stewart Mcdonald Tweeted to my lovely face But I wear the pants And…


Theresa May Is A Shitebag

Theresa May Is A Shitebag She won’t debate on TV She might as well have a white flag Get into the sea She will not sign an agreement Telling Trump to fuck off She’s very…


Crowds

Inauguration, protest march What’s the difference? Here’s a chart I’ve got some figures, do the maths And sprinkle fairy dust Rows and flows of golden showers Snowflakes, papier mache flowers Mash potatos like Trump Towers,…


Dickie

Oh Dickie Leonard won What the hell have you done, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie, all the best Hope you’ve got a bullet-proof vest, hey Dickie, hey Dickie Oh Dickie let’s get rad, don’t…


Davey I Love You

I’m Alex Cole Hamilton I find it so insulting That my pal Davey’s been abused He’s got a beard and glasses The SNP think that is A reason to be really rude If you diss…


Hannah Rap

  Hannah Bardell SNP MP has been rapping in the House of Commons. Ooo-er. Please follow and like us:


A Hard List’s Gonna Leak

  Oh where did you find this list my son? It was on the internet Well read it out – go on Damien Green, first secretary of state, handsy at parties Dan Poulter, impregnated former…