Hi, I’m Nadine sooking amphetamines
Hoping to get a buzz
Lost in a brain fog
In love with big dog
Empty ideas R Us

I’m not renowned for being profound
But I can say what I like
I make up statistics
Thick as two short bricks
I can’t even get my metaphors right

96% of my brain
Doesn’t know what’s going on
Like those who voted for Remain
And millions who voted wrong

Someone somewhere’s telling porkies
Luckily I know best
I am Nadine put me on morphine
Give me and my senses a rest

from the album The Sound Of Bullshit

see also:

Why Are You Asking Me That Question?

The Wrath Of Nadine Dorries