Sunday Monday normal days
Tuesday Wednesday – some more days
But on Thursday she can say
Wahey hey, what a day
Have I got a show for you

Fiona Bruce on Question Time
She’s shutting down
Any argument for independence
Oooh, matron

Hello gammon, good day sir
Your point is valid, I concur
Here’s some stroppy Scottish man
I’ll interrupt him soon as I can

Fiona Bruce on Question Time
She’s shutting down
Any argument for independence
Oooh, matron
Fiona Bruce
There we are

Ah! So there we are

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