Liz Truss’s Helmet

 

Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is busy
Too busy to come to the phone
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is tryin’
To start a new life of her own
Liz Truss’s helmet says Liz Truss is happy
“So why don’t you leave her alone?”

And the Kremlin operatives put nukes on alert
For the next four minutes
Please, stop the cosplay
And put all your toys away
Read the room, act like humans
You’re not a fighter pilot, you’re not on the front line
Liz Truss

 

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1 Comment on "Liz Truss’s Helmet"

  1. Does anyone know what Liz Truss’s helmet is supposed to be protecting?

    Also congratulations on putting the words “Liz Truss” and “Alert” in the same article: I believe that must be a first..!

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