Too many PMs going on and on
Too many reaching for a piece of cake
Penny Mordaunt slagging Paul McCartney off
Penny Lame more like, eh? Amirite?
Give us a break
That was your first mistake
You tried to make a break and broke it in two
Now what can be done for you?
You haven’t a clue
Too many people breaching practices
Too many people running for PM
Too many people quoting Thatcher policies
Too many hungry people, what about them?
You’re just another fake
Another on the make and waiting to be
PM – Peddling Misery