Sound Of A Cunt
That’s the sound of a cunt smirking like a wean again That’s the sound of a cunt smirking and lying see also:
Politics
Nigel Farage Mentally Tweets
Dear Andy You clearly do not understand me Nigel Farage mentally tweets Novak Djokovic is my friend And he needs me Nigel Farage mentally tweets He’s spent his career Drinking piss weak beer Hating…
Gove On 45
Right now, right now, right now it’s time to take back control Kick out the bams, motherfuckers Gove, Gove Gove,Gove Let’s do it. You gotta beat the clock, you gotta beat the clock….
The Politics Of Babies
We get the message I see it on the TV The politicians Acting like babies The virus is spreading Nation to Nation While they stamp their feet Over administration And you know you can…
Help Yourself
(Another Public Service Announcement by the UK Government) Help Yourself Fight germs in the airport lounge Fight germs on foreign beaches Fight your fears, sweat, blood and tears Recycle Churchill speeches Keep Mammon alive…
Lying On The Job
As he’s now been proven a congenital liar, a reminder of the fourth Borrissey album featuring a swathe of Bawjaws songs from the Daily Reckless. Track listing: Help Yourself (feat. Elvis Mcgonagall) It’s My Party…
It Won’t Cost You Much
Hey, Mr. Johnson on TV To say we’re doing splendidly Get boosted now is his new catchphrase But you’ve only got a few days But there’s no LFTs as such It won’t cost you…
This Guy
John Bercow tells it like it is. see also: Bercow! Top Cunts
Forever Giving Out Baubles
We’re forever giving out baubles Playing you all for fools Here comes Plan B Don’t mention the party We’ll do what we like You stick to the rules Here’s another dead cat For the…
Party Party Party
Yes we had a cheese and wine party Yes we had a sleazy time at the party We’re the Party Party Party Party Laugh We like a good laugh, Sod the riff raff We…