Boarded Up Towns
Freedom’s a word that has been hijacked By brainless apes waving Union Jacks There’s always the queen, there’s always the flag In boarded up towns Boarded up towns Down the closed high street crawl…
Politics
Little Willie Rennie
Liberals wobble but they don’t fall down Left side, right side Little Willy Rennie wobbles round But he doesn’t fall down Fudging, budging Willy drives them silly With his jelly wishy washy frown He…
This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Live With It
I got nasty habits, it comes with the job I get to be mean when I want to I’m a lazy slob Yah my donors keep me wealthy And help me out this mess…
Pishmonger
Pishmonger Even Right Said Fred adore ya Pishmonger Lord Haw Haw and Lord Farquar qua qua qua
Is This Like Flu?
Is this like flu? Because people die of the flu And this is very unu…sual I’m not sure what to do, Is this like flu? Is this like flu? Do I have to self-isolate?…
Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?
The cuntocracy powers on. Featuring Mr Sweary, Alexei Sayle. Contains fucking ridiculous amounts of fucking swearing.
Cuntocracy
Cuntocracy in charge of me and you If you can schmooze, you’ll never lose You’ll get a contract too Cuntocracy in charge of me and you Cuntocracy, breaking codes and law In La La…
Gina Coladas
I was tired of my lady I’m already tired of this song I know what you’re thinking Hancock’s half hour’s too long So while she was out working I tried it on with my…
Sammy And His Staunch Sausages
Sammy and his staunch sausages This is serious politics Forget extortion and the bare faced lies Because this curious orange head Fondling a bunch of sausages Is political discourse in modern times Whenever I…