The More You See Me
The more you see me The less you want me Somehow this feeling just grows and grows With every trip I just enrage you But I’m screwed without you And so it goes I…
Politics
D’you Know Whit Mate?
Bawjaws comes to Scotland and Glaswegians are asked their opinion. With backing by They Might Be Giants. from the album Diving For Twirls by They Might Be Gannets
Non Essential Journey
So hard to find the inspiration To say 100,000 And try to sound as if you really care And your jokes don’t make me laugh They only make me feel like dying and in…
Occupy The World
The picture of Bruce Springsteen performing at the Biden inauguration gave me the same vibes as a picture of me when I referenced him in this studio recording of a song performed live at Occupy…
Four Years
Four years – stuck on my eyes Four years – of madness and lies Four years under attack That’s four years we’re not getting back Four years, four albums:
Doomscrolling
There’s a pandemic that’s going ’round Turnin’ the joint upside down, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha cha cha There’s a president who’s going away Leaving chaos in his wake, I’m doom scrolling, ha cha…
You’ll Have Had Your Vow
Oh there’s a vacancy in Scottish Labour now Put a chain around my neck, and don’t make a row Oh let me be (oh let him be) You’ll have had your vow I’d like…
Reserved Or Devolved?
I’m not too bright – my name is Dickie I’m the leader of the Scottish Labour Party I’m all about the workers But the workers don’t know what I’m called And as for Scottish…
I Am Not A Fish-Thrower
I am not a fish-thrower, Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum. Call me Jacob unless you are from Cambridge Analytica Oi! I don’t have to work hard. Ya ha deedle deedle,…
Impeaches
Trumpy is a cunty, He’s gonna eat a lot of peaches Cunty, cunty, cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy He’s acting like a monkey Throwing round his faeces Trumpy is a cunty, Impeach, impeach, impeachy Worms…