Abbasolutely Fucked
Cashing in on the new ABBA fever, the Daily Reckless proudly presents a brand new compilation album featuring a selection of governmental greatest hits from 2021 so far. Track listing: Absolutely Fucked Big Dom’s Blouse…
Politics
Ringpiece Of The Tormentors
Borrissey’s 5th album released less than a year after the previous one. Eat your heart out Abba. Here’s the track list: Calling All The Cunts Non Essential Journey Ullo Johnson, Got A New Minister?…
Calling All The Cunts
In your mind you have capacities, you know To think about how you want the planet to go Please close your eyes and concentrate With every thought you think Upon the recitation we’re about…
Eco Zealot Marxist
What price will Scotland pay Asks Andrew Neil today The Greens and SNP are pissing on his tree I’m anti- monarchy Anti-wealth And anti-British Why must I be an eco-zealot Marxist? It’s not like…
Don’t Tell Kath
Don’t tell Kath, woa, woa The government’s havin a laugh, woa, woa They’ve led us up the garden path, woa, woa I am an Oz envoy at last They’ve got Tim Henman (c’mon Tim!)…
Fercalicious
What happens now? The fercalicious definition is to make our planet cooler So listen up y’all cos this is it The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission Better known as the F to the E to…
Chain Gang
I saw a picture of you, o-o-oh, o-o-oh In a hi-vis jacket oh my When is it time for you to repay, o-o-oh, o-o-oh Your debt to society But you’re back on the gravy…
Ain’t No Sunshine When He Runs
Ain’t no sunshine when he runs It’s not warm when he’s around Ain’t no sunshine when he runs And he’s always up his own arse Anytime he’s on TV Wonder this time if he’ll…
Keir Creosote
Peer of the realm With a nifty line in legalese He thinks he’s both Thelma And her best friend Louise One of these days he will have to find some principles But until then…
Come On Arlene (GBeebies variant)
We’re the Gbeebies Sounding sad upon your TV screens Cos nobody is listening Our mothers cried They’re embarrassed, who’d blame them? But we’ve grown (we’re grown ups) So grown (so grown up) Now I…