Blame It On The Rona
Supermarket shelves are emptyin’ And that is quite a bad thing But I’m gettin contradictin’ Reasons why I’ve just been down to Tesco And there’s no shelf stacker go slow The problem seems to…
Politics
Dawn
Dawn She’s all out of faith, this is how she feels That man should be ashamed Lying on the commons floor Illusion never changed Into something real She’s wide awake and telling the truth…
Big Dom’s Blouse
Dom and Laura sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G Interviewing for the BBC Pretending to be shocked but we could only see the big blouse (Big blouse) Big Dom’s blouse (big blouse) Nobody seemed to…
Ping!
Ping! Oh christ what do I do now ? Ignore it or hide? Try to isolate somehow Or give up and die At first they told us to comply Do what the app says,…
Streets Of Lundin Links
Have you seen a bauchle wrapped in ermine Who’s got fuck all room to squirm in So she buggers off down South To shoot her mouth off Meanwhile back in Fife The locals wonder…
Drop The Pilot Scheme
I’m right off target, my aim is squint So you’ve got covid, I say what of it? How many lies can I get away with It doesn’t matter, the polls stay positive Drop the…
Boarded Up Towns
Freedom’s a word that has been hijacked By brainless apes waving Union Jacks There’s always the queen, there’s always the flag In boarded up towns Boarded up towns Down the closed high street crawl…
Little Willie Rennie
Liberals wobble but they don’t fall down Left side, right side Little Willy Rennie wobbles round But he doesn’t fall down Fudging, budging Willy drives them silly With his jelly wishy washy frown He…
This Charmless Man
Ruptured barnacle Clinging to a sinking country, desolate Will nature make a man of this mess? Crashing through Downing Street This charmless man Why bother with complexity When the lies run smooth While you…
Live With It
I got nasty habits, it comes with the job I get to be mean when I want to I’m a lazy slob Yah my donors keep me wealthy And help me out this mess…