Have you seen a bauchle wrapped in ermine
Who’s got fuck all room to squirm in
So she buggers off down South
To shoot her mouth off
Meanwhile back in Fife
The locals wonder who’s that wifey?
Taking our name in vain
For financial gain
How can you tell me
Sitting in the House of Lords
Let me take you by the hand
And lead you through the streets of Lundin Links
I’ll show you what that town thinks of Ruth Davidson
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Again: A joy. And speaking as a resident of the area, very accurate.