Elected
A throwback to an old Scottish Parliament election campaign. I’m your top prime cut of meat in Scotch pies Ah wannae be elected I like my caramel logs deep fried Ah wannae be elected…
Politics
Boos, Donald, It’s Boos
Boos, Donald, it’s boos That’s what you are hearing We can’t hear the news For all of the jeering Even at the baseball game The crowd can’t stand you It’s boos, Donald, it’s boos…
What A State
Everybody’s arguing about a date The 12th or 9th – is it too late? But nobody wants candidates at their door We’ve had them so many times before And every time the government wins…
Last Train To Orkney
Take the last train to Orkney Make sure Corbyn’s at the station You can get aboard at Porty And change at Thurso station Don’t be slow Oh no no no, oh no no no…
What About London?
What about London? Scotland is a country London is a city Parliament gettin’ dirty and gritty I been down, isn’t it a pity Rory Stewart isn’t pretty All around people lookin’ half dead Walkin’…
Get This Done
We’re rolling off a cliff So let’s get it over quick Get this done and move on, move on We’ll be smashed and bloodied But able to carry on Eh? You give me the…
Dead In A Ditch
We must respect his wishes, Sleeping with the fishes, Wrapped up in his riches Boris de Pfeffel Has anybody seen the Earth moving JCB The job would be a quickie Boris de Pfeffel …
Polluters, Commuters And The DUP
Pick on the polluters Not on the commuters That’s what they say Are commuters not polluters? What about computers? Oh for fuck sake We’re beating up the losers It’s all going down the tubes…
Viva Catalonia
I went to a poll station at the local school All the cops were waving their sticks, it wasn’t cool They were hardly indiscreet They were there to beat beat beat At the local…
It’s Ma Pairty
Nobody knows where Jim Murphy has gone Jola left the same time Why was he holding her hand When the job became mine It’s my party, and I’ll resign if I want to Resign…