I am Governor Jerry Brown
Nicola Sturgeon was in town
We slagged off the president…

Sturgeon has no demands
She won’t shake Trump’s tiny hands
But he dictates how this is seen
He’ll call you a fascist regime
He’ll call you a fascist regime!

[Chorus:]
Caledonia Uber Alles
Caledonia Uber Alles
Uber Alles Caledonia
Uber Alles Caledonia

I remember Dead Kennedys
Saying I was Fuhrer – jeez
Now Jello is a Green
And I’m the liberal elite

I heard there’s a lot of hate
On the Menie estate
Pissing grannies spied upon
Beware the eyes of Trumpton
Beware the eyes of Trumpton!

[Chorus]

They’re showing 1984
Knock-knock at your front door
It’s the secret police in a yellow van
They have come for your pissing gran

Come quietly to the states
We don’t believe in climate change
Don’t you worry, it’s only a myth
But you will pay for taking the pith

You will feel the full force
For desecrating his golf course
You will croak, you little dump
When you mess with President Trump
When you mess with President Trump

from the album Caledonia Uber Alles by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here