Baby look at me
I’m on the BBC
I’ll throw a couch out the window in a minute

I’ve got a fire extinguisher, me
And I can set it free
In the future I will be
Selling double glazing

Remember my name
Loans!

We’re gonna pay forever,
We’re gonna learn how to skive!
Loans!

I’ve tattooed the word ‘Fuck’ on my face
People will see me and cry
Loans!

I’m gonna make me a bonfire
And wear a T-shirt that says Ramones
Loans!

I’ve got an ironic placard
‘Stop the Police Cuts Now!’

Remember
Remember
Cos next
November
I’ll be in
A call centre