Hi my name is Steve
And I’m the beard
Of Jeremy Corbyn

You might think it weird
The fight starts here
Or at least tomorrow morning

The revolution will not be televised
But it will be hirsute
I’m holding back the rising fascist tide
Just like King Canute

Hi my name is Steve
And I’m the beard
Of Jeremy Corbyn

I’m as hard as ice
But awful nice
I abstain without warning

I won’t take it lying down
I’ll take it on the chin
I’m grey with just a hint of brown
I’m the beard of Jeremy Corbyn

I’m hairy, scary and very brave
I might need a little trim
But like Samson, I won’t be shaved
Not by the hair on my Jeremy chin
the hair on my Jeremy chinny chin chin
the hair on my Jeremy chinny chin chin
the hair on my Jeremy chinny chin chin

Hi my name is Steve
And I’m the beard
Of Jeremy Corbyn

You might think it weird
The fight starts here
Or at least tomorrow morning

from the album Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard by Half Bam Half Whisky. Listen here