Small pleasures, hidden from the treasury – who would deny Jimmy Carr? Oh
His tax avoidance measures are the same as Gary Barlow
They’re loaded, they’ve hoarded millions from DVDs
They never tire of it, oh the hypocrisy

If you don’t mind putting your money offshore, it’s a fine life
Pay what you have to, not a penny more, it’s a fine life
Just pay one per cent
I’m Ken Dodd and so’s my wife
Let the fools look down on us
And morally frown on us
It’s a fine, fine life

from the album Oliver Pissed by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band. Listen here

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