A Finger Of Shortie


I don’t care if you’re twenty or forty
Help yourself to a finger of shortie
You could be from Leith or Porty
Just help yourself to a finger of shortie

A finger of shortie is all you need
Any more would just be greed
I’ve never had more than a finger of shortie
A Cadbury’s Twirl would be really naughty
And now I’ve turned into Bob Dylan you see
He loves his butter and sugar based confectionery
And also David Bowie
His biscuit of choice was Walker’s Shortie

Wee Jeanie
Stuck in her bed
Wee Jeanie
Pigged out on shortbread

A finger of Shortie

from the album Tartan Special by Tommy Mackay

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