Yeah yeah we’re the Tory boys
T.O.R.Y. Make some noise
We look up to Gove and Hunt
Straight Outta Cambridge with a monocle and punt

First we’ll bury the SNP
Then we’ll bury the whole country
With our lovely leader Ruth
Never mind the bollocks or the truth

T – Terrifically crazy
O – Out with the Scots
R – Rah for Royal babies
Y – Yah for Royal Yachts

Yeah yeah we’re the Tory boys
T.O.R.Y. Make some noise
We look up to Gove and Hunt
You absolute shower, we’re the government

Ever since Bullingdon
We have been pulling down the system

Dish-faced Camerons
Straight outta Bullingdon

from the LP The Ross Boys by Half Bam Half Whisky