Girther

Now there’s a doctor – the best in the land
His name is Ronny Jackson
He says I have incredible genes
It’s true – they make me look real slim

I’m in great shape, svelte, not round
And only 239lbs
I’m bigger than Obama,
And stronger than Arnie too

Girther, cowson, girther
Gertcha!
I’m the tallest and I’m really thin
Gertcha!
When that porn star said I couldn’t get it in
Gertcha!
That was fake news, I’m the greatest shag
Gertcha!
I’m healthier than popeye and twice as mad
Gertcha!

Girther, cowson, gertcha!
Bar stool preaching
That’s the name of my game!

from the album Reckless In America by Supertrump. Listen here

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