Fuck it!

Can I get a consonant, a vowel and a sum?
Can I get a crucial conundrum?
If you want a party that isn’t left or right
Then be a centrist wizard, not an anti-semite

JK Rowling and Rachel Riley

If you want a slogan or a rallying call
One from the top and the rest all small
If you wanna scrape all the scum from the pond
Then just be smug and wave a wand

JK Rowling and Rachel Riley

I’ll have another consonant and another vowel
I’ll have another consultation with Jonathan Powell
Rachel does the maths, I do Harry Potter
I’ve been in every Edinburgh cafe with a jotter

JK Rowling and Rachel Riley
They’ll have their party conference in Fylie
Now they’re trolling Carol Smillie
And Kylie