Soubry – gimme gimme Wollaston
Allen – o.k. showdown

Berger – funny tinge Smith
Coffey – o.k. showdown

Shuker – gimme gimme Ryan
Leslie – and Gapes showdown*

Showdown

Take them away
They’re as big as a ranch.
Take them away
They’re as tough as they come. Ch – ch- ch- Chuka
Vision, Chuka, Chuka vision

He stands so high
It’s enough to make any Lib Dem cry.
He knows what’s right and he knows the tories are with him
Cos he is right – Big Chuka. Ch – ch- Chuka

Chuka and Anna – making whoopee with their squad.
But their principles keep a-gettin’ in the way
It’s making life awkward.
So she says to him – Jeremy Corbyn
Is getting right between us.
Now listen honey
That is true
I agree with you my sweetness.

Now Umunna if that’s a fact
Then how d’you propose we do our act?
If that’s the way it’s gonna be
We’ll have to form a new party.
Now listen Anna, stop your squawkin’
Big Bad Chuka’s doin’ the talking.
I know a trick we ought to try
Turn right over – you’ll know why.

He stands so high
It’s enough to make any red skin cry
He knows what’s right and he knows the tories are with him
Cos he is right – Big Chuka. Ch – ch- Chuka

Take me away – Chuka Umunna is Big Cleggy
Take me away – Chuka Umunna is Big Cleggy
Take me away – Chuka Umunna is TIG heady

 

*personnel correct at time of recording