Mr Trump has magic, you know
Never believe it’s not so
He’s magic, you know
Never believe, it’s not so

In the last two years
It’s coming out his ears
Astonishing vote getter and campaigner
Pick a card, any card
CNN – you’re barred
Chop a woman in half and then drain a swamp

Mr Trump has magic, you know
Look at that oompa loompa go
He’s tragic, you know
Never believe, it’s not so

Pulling rabbits out
Of a hat and shout
Don’t look at the man behind the curtain
Smoke and mirrors here
Make the Statue of Liberty disappear
Outshining David Copperfield in a certain light

Mr Trump has magic, you know
“Been a long time, they’ve got nothing, zero”
“And I think I know more — and I think I know more than they know.”
Never believe, it’s not so

 

from the album Cunt Of The Century by Supertrump. Listen here