I am failing
I’m Chris Grayling
I am hailing
A taxi
I’m e-mailing
Michael Palin
To make a non travel documentary

I am bailing
On the sailing
Cos there’s no ships for this ferry
I’m downscaling
Interrailing
To a bus connection service
Constantly

Can you hear me, can you hear me (yes, unfortunately)
Through the dark clouds, far away,
I am dying, forever crying, (true)
To be with you, who can say

I’m the transport secretary
I am trying, very trying
Two billion plus, I’ve pissed away