It’s #NationalUnicornDay. Deploy the unicorn!

We are Scottish Nationalists
Manipulating through our wrists
We are the McBots
We are the McBots
We are the McBots (dissolve the union)
We are the McBots (deploy the unicorn)

Theresa is automatic
Now she is dancing mechanic
We are the McBots (initiate Dundonian)
We are the McBots (jings)
We are the McBots (crivvens)
We are the McBots (help ma boab)

[Russian:]
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I’m your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I’m your worker)
Я твой слуга (Ja tvoi sluga) (I’m your slave)
Я твой работник (Ja tvoi rabotnik) (I’m your worker)

We are programmed to hashtag
Dissolve the union – that’s our bag
We are the McBots (shir shorn reporting for duty)
We are the McBots (unleash braveheart)
We are the McBots (deep fried clichés activated)
We are the McBots (ok you get the idea. Abort! Abort!)

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