Everybody’s ready for Friday the thirteenth
When Donny comes a calling we’ll be armed to the teeth
From John O’Groats to Lands End and all points inbetween
Protesting and singing songs outrageous and obscene

Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious
Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters
The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious

Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho
Heedrum hidrum heedrum ho

Here in Scotland we are proud of being split in two
Snowing in the morning, sunny in the afternoon
We are Jekyll, we are Hyde, so Trump you will see
The super Caledonian Antisyzygy

Supercallousfragileracistsexistlyingpotus
When he lands upon these shores it will be atrocious
Megaphones and placards, bare arses and posters
The carnival of shouters will be something quite ferocious

from the album Reckless In America by Supertrump. Listen here