I have done my best
I have done everything I can
Sadly I have not been able to do her majesty the queen
I tried three times
It is and will always remain a matter of deep regret to me
That I have not been able to deliver
Never forget the conservative party scar our society
Nothing like it can ever happen again

Hings can only get worserer
Can only get worserer

I have kept her majesty the queen
I do so with no ill will
I am nazi occupied
So I am today announcing that I have not been able to deliver much to be optimistic about
I have enormous privilege

Hings can only get worserer
Can only get worserer

I have done my best for a privileged few
I am a cunt
To serve the country I love

Those crocodile tears aint gonna work this time…