I fell down the stairs, cracked my ribs
And try to be authentic and spontaneous
So, what I’m saying there is that I have, unfortunately, principles

Let’s talk about Brexit, eh?
I am Ro oh oh ry
I’m in your back garden
And messing up your roses eh?
Let’s talk about Brexit – Yes
Let’s talk about Brexit – Yes
Let’s pretend we’re taking selfies

A weird thing to say
Britain is going to be stuck for 40 years
Talk about the things that we actually care about
Put the money back in your bank account
Put the money back in your bank account
I’ve negotiated in Iraq
I’ve negotiated in Afghanistan
I’d love to debate Boris
Mano a mano

Let’s talk about Brexit, eh?
I am Ro oh oh ry
I’m in your back garden
And messing up your roses eh?
Let’s talk about Brexit
Talk about the detailed issues of Brexit
You have to get out of parliament
I’d love to debate Boris
Mano a mano