So, farewell Fluffy…

Here comes Fluffy Mundy, he’s gonna step on you
The Pistols had Bill Grundy, parliament’s got you
Yer crunching ma beard crumbs, man, you know you talk such shit man
Yer crunching ma beard crumbs, man

Call the toffs!

Hey Mr Mundell, you’re a wee fluffy bundle
You think you’re something, but you know what? You’re not
Hey good lady Sturgeon, he’s pleading like a virgin
To be gentle with him ’til he is shot

Gonna stamp his little feet, it’s enough to mak ye greet
Don’t you know he can make you forget he’s Scottish, man
Gonna stare really weird, gonna forage in his beard
There’s a three course lunch in there and a naan
And a naan bread

Yer crunching ma beard crumbs, man, you know you talk such shit

from the album Stramash Ups by Tommy Mackay. Listen here