Everybody’s happy in Korea
Time to celebrate with a beer
Jong-un, Jae-in, get the drinks in
But will it be Tennents or Brew Dog
Huzzah for the peasants or Jacob Rees Mogg?

New Korea opportunities – time to flog
They’ve already got an appetite for dog
But Tennents really hits the spot
Korea opportunities – just drink both ya snobs

Korea, Korea, Korea
Tennents lager or Brew Dog

North Korea, South Korea
I’ve got my beer in the sideboard here
Tennents or Brew Dog my dear?
No need to go nuclear

from the album Reckless In America by Supertrump. Listen here

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