I was walking down Princes Street one day
When I looked up I saw the rain
Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch*

I’m at the Edinburgh Festival
Trying to avoid the horrible people
Saying check your privilege
You don’t get Tennents in Knightsbridge
Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch
Fuck me – or maybe Highbury?

Farquhar loves the juggling mimes
Rupert roughs it with £50 wine
It’s Covent Garden all over again
With 5000 more comedians
Fuck me – I should’ve stayed in Shoreditch
Fuck me – or maybe Crouch End?

*Copyright Irvine Welsh

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