Monday Night’s Alright For A Considerable Affray

 

It’s getting late have you seen my mates
Marr would have a field day
It’s one o’clock and I want to rock
Cause a considerable affray

The chamber’s drunker than a barrel full of monkeys
And Black Rod she’s fizzing
She looks cute in her pageboy suit
And her sparkly mace and bling

Bercow’s had enough of the aggravation
He’s had it with the discipline
Monday night’s alright for a considerable affray
Get a little action in

Get a barrel of gunpowder on the go
Gonna set this house alight
May as well go out with a bang and a fight
Monday night’s alright alright alright

Well they’re packed pretty tight in here tonight
I’m sick of being speaker, I just wanna have a fight
I may use a little muscle, start a nasty rumour
I may sink a little drink and shout out “Order!”

One of the sounds that I really like
Is the sound of my voice on the Commons mic
I’m a juvenile product of the middle class
An old school Tory with a broken glass

I’ve had enough of the aggravation
I’ve had it with the discipline
Monday night’s alright for a considerable affray
Get a little action in

Get a barrel of gunpowder on the go
Gonna set this house alight
There’s been a considerable affray
And I don’t give a shite, alright, alright

Considerable, siderable, siderable
Siderable, siderable, siderable
Siderable, siderable
Considerable affray

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