Hear this Labour gang, if you want to be popular again
The name ‘Labour’ is so old, turgid and *laboured*
and a massive turn-off in this day and age,
whether you’re left or centre.
The way to revive the party is to change it’s name to Shagger.

Hey Labour Party man, change your name to Shagger
Mr.Labourman, change your name to Shagger
Hey Labour Party man, change your name to Shagger
Mr.Labourman, change your name to Shagger

Shagger!

from a tweet by @IrvineWelsh
music: Shabba Ranks

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