Derek Acorah


Derek Acorah – he is a small medium at large
He likes pakora and he loves his onion bhaji

He says he can communicate with the other side
He doen’t like basmati rice, he prefers it fried
He got in touch with Pavarotti singing Nessun Dorma
He doesn’t like his currys hot, he prefers a Korma

He’s just a psychic fake, he hasn’t got a clue
I met him once, he shat his pants when I went Boo!
He siad that he could get in touch with Elvis Presley
He’d be hard pushed to be touched by John Leslie

Derek Acorah – he is a small medium at large
Begorrah! He isn’t Irish, that just rhymes of course
Sodom and Gomorrah – that’s another shoe-in to fit the chorus

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