Young man, there’s no need to feel down
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground
I said, young man, there’s a new word in town
And it sounds just like nae Tommy

Isis – we caught them. Which is nice.
Twice as nice as being in paradise
Now my new word is so easy to say
Give it a shot right now today

N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
Isn’t it beautiful?
I’m such a diplomat
I can make up words just like that

N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
Oh isn’t it great
It’s like I am eight
I just make up shit. Fantastic

NA – North Atlantic
TO – Treaty Organisation
ME – Middle East
You see, it just all makes such sense

Sing it and you just can’t go wrong
Nae Tommy and there’s nae fucking song
That’ll dae now, I’m getting bored with this
Isis? What Isis? sis sis

N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
N.A.T.O.M.E
Natome
You can say it easy
Just like covfefe
Here is me saying it