Arnold Schwarzenegger and his donkeys send their COVID-19 message to the world…

When I was a young boy I lived on St Kilda
All I wanted to be was a bodybuilder
I opened up a comic and I saw his picture

Who’s the man when things get rough?
Arnie Schwarzenegger

He was full of muscles and dynamic tension
He looked a little glaikit which no-one ever mentions
But that is what attracted me – I was a gangly beggar

Who’s the man when things get rough?
Arnie Schwarzenegger

And nobody would ever kick sand in his face
His big ugly face, well it is, isn’t it?
Maybe that’s why he had to fight in the first place
That’s a good point, well made, about ugly face, well it is, isn’t it?

He re-invented himself as a Hollywood actor
Action hero, terminator, get to the chopper
Who’d have thought he would end up a California guvnah?

Who’s your next president?
Arnie Schwarzenegger

from the album A.S. by The Sensational Alex Salmond Gastric Band.