And now Durham is near
I’ll put a final spurt on
My friend stay six feet clear
I’m head of state, of that I’m certain
I drove 500 miles
I travelled each and every highway
And spread the virus
I did it my way

Regrets, I’ve had not one
It’s Classic Dom without impunity
I did what I had to do
And saw it through  – herd immunity
I planned each chartered course
Each careful step along the highway
I spread the virus
I did it my way

There were times, I’m sure you knew
When there was fuck fuck-all else to do
But through it all, when there was doubt
I shot it up or kicked it out
I faced the wall and the world
And did it my way

I’ve planned and been a snide
I’ve had my fill my share of beating
I’m not going to hide
I find it all so amusing
To think I bounced a cat
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no not me
I did it my way

For what is a cunt
What have I got
If not respect then I cannot
Say the things I truly feel
And not the words of one who kneels
The record shows I took the blows
And did it my way

from the album The Great Dominic Swindle